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~ Thursday, June 21 ~
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verticalvest:

puddinandpone:

vest i’m cryeing!

can you imagine what it feels like to expel your stomach from your body in order to eat?  I hope this book has the answer.

this book cover mortified me so fucking much
also read the beginning of the wikipedia synonpsis please

On a field trip to the beach, Rachel is exploring tide pools when she loses an earring in the water. Wishing to get it back she comes across a starfish, acquires it, and morphs into it, retrieving the earring. Unfortunately, before she can demorph, a child chops her in half. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ps. how does a starfish retrieve things

verticalvest:

puddinandpone:

vest i’m cryeing!

can you imagine what it feels like to expel your stomach from your body in order to eat?  I hope this book has the answer.

this book cover mortified me so fucking much

also read the beginning of the wikipedia synonpsis please

On a field trip to the beach, Rachel is exploring tide pools when she loses an earring in the water. Wishing to get it back she comes across a starfish, acquires it, and morphs into it, retrieving the earring. Unfortunately, before she can demorph, a child chops her in half.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ps. how does a starfish retrieve things

(Source: puddinporge)

Tags: body horror for kiDz
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    I remember reading this as a kid. I’m not sure how I did it.
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    wat ”a child chops her in half” wat
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  18. starsinautumn reblogged this from meowmeowparadise and added:
    I remember that book. Rachel regenerates into two Rachels, one good and one evil. Hilarity ensues.
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ps. how does a starfish retrieve things
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    bitches best not be hating on animorphs i’m p sure in this book rachel also turns into a bear to freak out some random...
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    No she just gets cut in half and relives that episode of star trek TOS where there’s a good kirk and a really sweaty...
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